I got pulled over the other day for speeding.
I was going 40 mph in a 35 zone. Honestly. Do the police here have nothing better to do? Isn’t there some teenager smoking weed somewhere that they can sniff out instead? Check out my neighborhood - - I smell it nearly every night. STOP WASTING MY TIME. I loved it when Mr. Policeman said: “Why are you in such a hurry?” Ummm . . . I was GOING 40MPH!!! How does that constitute being in a hurry?! I almost said: “Well, I’m a drug mule and we are typically in a hurry. Boyd nearly fell over when I told him that. He asked me if I really said that . . . I didn’t. I just wanted to. He breathed a sigh of relief and once again explained that somehow we probably know the guy.
It's hard to rant and rave in a small town. :)
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